I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Randomize
