WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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