I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
dude. I can hear the air.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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