i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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