He is such a slut. More and more my type.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
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