And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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