summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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