Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
She's the barista slut.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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