She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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