Small penises have feelings too.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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