Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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