i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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