it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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