so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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