they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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