reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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