i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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