Dual....:-)
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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