just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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