someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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