im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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