True but thats because hes a fetus.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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