Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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