Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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