That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i think i have two assholes
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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