We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
