good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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