Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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