I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
He felt like a one man threesome
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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