Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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