at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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