Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
handjob tips. give me some.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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