She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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