God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
ttyl tear gas
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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