Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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