i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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