I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
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