So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm bleeding and have questions
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