That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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