This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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