Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
You're like the curious george of whores
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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