Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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