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say what?
wanna hang out?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
