dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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