too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
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