yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Randomize
