Three words: puerto rican gang bang
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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