Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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