I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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