Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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