What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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