We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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