that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I enjoy the company of your penis
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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