I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You brought string cheese to the strip club
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