Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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