sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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